As of 9/8/11
The boys who want girlfriends don’t want to travel.
The boys who want to travel don’t want girlfriends.
Orphans as parents—that’s not a bad way to understand Generation X parents. Having grown up without stable homes, we pour everything that we have into giving our children just that, no matter how many sacrifices it involves. Indeed, Gen-X’s quest for perfect nests drove us to take out more home equity loans and to spend more on remodeling, per capita, than any generation before it, according to Harvard’s Joint Center for Housing Studies.
The good:
- You did not call Chris Jefferson. Nicely done
- You took your makeup off
- You did not lie when that guy asked you if you minded baby talk.
- You answered the above question not accusingly, like you originally wanted, but tactfully and cushioned.
The bad:
- Why did you feel guilty / the need to defend your position on baby talk?
- Why are you entertaining this? Do you want to get laid that badly? Jesus, girl, call Chris if that’s the case.
Today I Learned
that the line to the Beach Boys song “Kokomo” does not, in fact, say “Bodies in the sand / Droppin’ cocaine into your hand.”
Can I tell you something? I’ve had quite a few shots and I just want to tell you…just looking at you and knowing you, I bet you’re fantastic in bed.
I have a really cool basement. It’s creepy. It’s right over here. Do you want to see it? It’s at my house. I have things you would enjoy there. Want to go?
—
Mark
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There are Christmas lights. Actually, no, there aren’t, but there’s a huge bag of weed. Want to get a bottle of whiskey? And a huge bag of weed? You know, for your movie?
(Source: love-theonlyrule)
(Source: thegirlnextdior, via thegirlnextdior)
